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24th October2001 Minimal Impact will be playing "Lowest Common Denominator" with special guests Steve Boutique at the Lift in Brighton as part of the "Spirit of Gravity".
16th September 2001 Minimal Impact will be playing "Lowest Common Denominator" at the Lift in Brighton as part of the "Spirit of Gravity".
29th
July 2001
Its been a long break, but now some news. New Cheesemaster Benny night and a L.C.D gig in September ....... more to follow .......

The Drunken Master at Cuba

At Cuba its just DJCheesemaster (less of the cheese) and Man Like Benny doing half  hour turns,  I think we may be trying to pass ourselves off as the drunken masters.

21st October 1999 'This is neither relaxing nor tuneful'. New Cheesemaster tape, untitled as yet.
22nd August 1999

Stadium GoGo Rock

DJ Cheesemaster will be playing at a fashion show at Earls Court Exhibition halls on Sunday 22nd 1-6 pm, and possibly the evenings with Man Like Benny.

22nd July 1999 A-sides from records you have never heard of,
B-sides of records you couldnt care less about,
played to people you dont give a stuff about.

Since the demise of Viva Las Vegas, Matt 'Da Funk' Rice has been sitting in the booth, keeping Thursday Nights rocking at Bar Cuba on Brightons seafront. He has now decided to step aside and a new team of DJs will step up to take control. We have, reading from the right

Man Like Benny
DJ Cheesemaster

Playing mostly the kind of music you've come to know and accept from a Thursday night. Old disco slappers, rough 80's popsters, and only the basest of modern sounds. And maybe some of Norman Cooks records.

Bar Cuba,
Kings Road Arches (aka the seafront),
Brighton.

10-2
Many Cheap Drinks. Admission is reasonable

 

D.J. Cheesemaster and Micky Vespre will be pretending they are still students at Camberwell College, Imperial Gardens, 299 Camberwell New Road SE5 on Friday 4th June. 

There are other things happening as well, look at the flyer.


26th May 1999 Another Ultra Cheesemaster Tape.
25th May 1999 350 Thursday evenings come to an end this week with the last performance of Viva Las Vegas. So on with the Fez, and out with all the best tunes, the loudest shirts and longest cigars.
Thanks to: Jackie J, Budweiser Benny, Diamond Dave, Sue Coat Bird
From 'James' Brown Rice, The Cheesemaster, Gordon Lovetrain, Danny Inferno
5th March 1999 Cheesemaster and Micky will be playing at the East Dulwich Tavern. It is a benefit for Amnesty International. There will be comedians on from 9PM to 11PM, then Mr Cheese and Mr Micky will then play until 1 PM. One of the acts is a kind of one man monologue type thingy called Hey Gringo. It started at the EDT this week. It is directed by Steve and is apparently very similar to a stand up act. Very good reports from Brian, it went down well in Edinburgh. One of the other comedians is fellow called Boothby who does a comedy guitar thing. He recently cracked it in America, has been funded cake topping (hundreds of thousands) for a pilot TV series. Success hasn't changed him much, he still lives with Jenny one of the barmaids at the EDT. The last comedian will be a surprise for you because I don't know who it will be.
4th March 1999 DJ Cheesemaster will be warming up Thursday night's party at Cuba with a tribute to Ms. Dusty Springfield. Supporting roles from Matt 'da funk', George Lovetrain, Derek Inferno, Diamond Dave, a few old disco records and Dan's mates' drum kit. At:Cuba Club, King's Road Arches, Brighton seafront.
17th February 1999 Cheesemaster Platinum has arrived.
1st February 1999 Another seven Steve's Boutique LP's ready.
25th January 1999 Cheesemaster GOLD tape has arrived.

18th December 1998 CANCELLED.
East Dulwich Tavern. A Cheesemaster Birthday large one, a Xmas rave up and a final fling for 1998.
Given that it is going to be such an auspicious occasion. We had better make an extra effort so don't forget your Xmas records.
6th November 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.
31st October 1998 Mutley to play Pendragon.
28th October 1998 More pictures added to the gallery.
9th October 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.

7th September 1998 Cheesemaster and everyone from the East Dulwich Tavern at the Edinburgh festival pictures add to the gallery.


East Dulwich Tavern.

4th September 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.

Boogie Nights Roadshow

Cheesemaster, Micky, Mr. Harris, Steven Frost and the science teacher from Grange Hill play at the Edinburgh Festival. The venue is the Calder's Gilded Balloon Theatre, 233 Cowgate on the 12,13,14th August 1998. Ridiculous money to get in (£10???)The area is known as the Pleasance, but there is a street called the Pleasance and a venue called the Pleasance..


5th June 1998 New Flyers in the gallery.


East Dulwich Tavern.

19th June 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.
29th May 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.
8th May 1998 Cheesemaster to play in East Dulwich Tavern.
Cheesemaster to play at the East Dulwich Tavern on the 6th of March 1998, thats a Friday. Also there will be Micky playing 70's and 80's D.I.S.C.O. no doubt. There will also be the band Timothy of London. Flat drums and frilly shirts? This a benefit for the theatre upstairs apparently. 

The East Dulwich Tavern is at 1 Lordship Lane London SE22. 
The nearest bus stops are quite close by.



Your Leisure Is Our Pleasure.

Every Thursday. DJs Danny Inferno, Gordon lovetrain, Matt Da Funk Rice and D.J. Cheesemaster.Musicians Bebeto and Mr T £1 Entry Before 11. Drinks £1.50.

The Cuba is now open on both levels due to the popularity of this night.


CheeseMaster Bermondsey.

CheeseMaster will be cheesing it up at a SWP fundraiser at the FINISH, Lynton Road, Bermondsey SE1 on the 21st June. Start time will be about 8:00 PM, the end time will be later. That could be quite entertaining. Easy Listening, Communists and Bermondsey Boys. Think I'll take a bat and a helmet juston the safe side. Mickey and Sean with Blue eyes will also playing. 


The Las Vegas Lounge is open for business.

D.J. Cheesemaster will start a four week residency at the Las Vegas Lounge at Viva Las Vegas at CUBA at the Arches on Brighton Seafront. The action begins on Thursday 27th February 1997. He has been spending buckets full of cash on the cheasiest tunes ever made, Expect the Expected. Be there early, kick off is 9.00 PM. 

Regular DJ, Gordon Lovetrain will follow, he is tall. Expect the unexpected.
Matt da Funk Rice, who is not tall, in spite of his name.
Dan (apparantly called 'the man' surprisingly enough).
Also musicians bebeto and Barry.

£1 Entry Before 11.
1664 £1.20 a bottle.

Drunken Benny a feature most weeks I think. Although I hope not.


Cheesemaster at Pendragon.

Cheesemaster will be playing at Pendragon on the 22nd March 1997, at the Theatre Factory in Tyssen Street, Dalston E8.

CheeseTranceMaster - 24 hours of Nancy Sinatra.

Pendragon Information Sheet.
Celebrate the first days of spring with us at the Theatre Factory in Tyssen Street, Dalston E8. On Saturday the 22nd of March when the sun is in firery Aries. From now on the days will grow longer and warmer. The spring equinox is a time of expansion and change. Free yourself from the old restraints of winter.

At this festival of awakening. In the main room you can release yourself to the exciting sounds of the Trance Masters :

Mark Sinclair, Jace, Nik Sequenci, Allen from Torture Gardens and Julian from Coalesce.

In the other room the Rainbow dragons begin their spring equinox ritual at 11:00PM. Embracingthe Earths energies for renewal and self healing.

Our DJs: 4D, Cheesemaster and Nelson Dilation will empower us with their selection of uplifting, dubby, funky tunes through the night.

Creating their delightful magic of transformation for Pendragon are Chill Inc, Illuminatus, Earthstar Banners, Shambhala, Fluoro Heaven, Retinal circus and 4D PA.

For our sakes and yours, we strongly advise you to get a ticket in advance. At the last Pendragon the queue was very long. Buying a ticket guarantees entry without queueing. For advanced tickets of contact Pendragon, PO Box 7730, London SW2 1ZB. Info line 0956 530860. 


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